It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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