what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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