is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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