She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Randomize
