If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I licked your asshole in confidence.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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