If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Drunk is a universal language darling
Your penis caused this!
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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