bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
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