He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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