forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
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