ya dads aren't the best wingmen
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Randomize
