Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?�
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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