She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Randomize
