All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Pants 0. Shit 1.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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