i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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