Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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