I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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