We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
wow bdsm is so cute
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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