she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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