So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Do vagina's smell?
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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