She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
We are two peas in an std pod
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
3pm strippers are depressing
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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