Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
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