she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
i need some magic done to my vagina
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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