I need help removing her.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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