we have officially lost it.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Randomize
