that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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