I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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