I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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