ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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