she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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