Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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