For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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