Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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