She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
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We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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