I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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