My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Randomize
