yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking ros�, bitch!
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
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