I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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