So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Randomize
