i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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