I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I need water and some morals
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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