I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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