On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
Randomize
