Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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