is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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