that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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