I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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