Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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