Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
You are a genius and a whore.
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