cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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