I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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